I remember going on a trek a few years ago to the flea market where I picked up 3 wolf t-shirts and a bowling ball that says Guy on it.

I have never taken the bowling ball out on a date, but I have destroyed all 3 of my wolf t-shirts by wearing them all the fucking time. When I saw this dude I was a little thrown off because someone else was onto my shitty wolf t-shirt concept, but then I realized that maybe he is my long lost brother....

I realized that ...

There is nothing like a nicely tied tie that is meticulously color coordinated to both shirt and V-Neck sweater. I think what it comes down to is my complete inability to ever find a tie that matches what I am wearing and my confusion in trying to tie it.

The last time I wore a tie, I had to get the guy working at the bank to do it for me and the fluorescent green and blue stripped number wasn't really a hit at the funeral I was attending. Where was this guy ...