I remember going on a trek a few years ago to the flea market where I picked up 3 wolf t-shirts and a bowling ball that says Guy on it.
I have never taken the bowling ball out on a date, but I have destroyed all 3 of my wolf t-shirts by wearing them all the fucking time. When I saw this dude I was a little thrown off because someone else was onto my shitty wolf t-shirt concept, but then I realized that maybe he is my long lost brother....
I realized that we can't be brothers because he is so over the top with his Dior glasses, his studded bracelet, his sweatband, his bean visored beanie, his wallet chain, his pink belt buckle, his 2 tone shoes and his mustache and because I don't have any long lost siblings, but he does make me feel like a pretty lazy dresser.
