on the celebs
Old is the new Phat

For a 50-something year old with dump-trucks full of money, who runs his own clothing label, and has a fashion designer for a wife, Russel Simmons always winds up looking like a 15yr old boy who just got his first hand-job.

The only difference between my little brother and Russel Simmons is the number of zero's on his bank statement. And my brother dresses like a 15 yr old who listens to rock and roll, not hip hop. And, my brother isn't black. I guess the only thing that they really have in common is that they are both 15 and look like they are looking for love.

Russel Simmons


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on the street Mar. 22nd
Cracked out in AA

Finding authentic style is hard these days. Everyone looks the same, especially the hipsters. I remember a time when the only people who looked homeless and dirty were homeless and dirty people and artists. I guess either everyone's an artist or this whole American Apparel is the new Gap. It's so mainstream that every time I see a leotard on a girl I think about all the Jocks in their dockers locking me in my locker in the 90s for skateboarding.

I gue ...

on the celebs Mar. 20th
Rebecca Romijn Tea Cozy

I am on the fence with this outfit. On one hand its cute and, I guess, somewhat cutting edge. But on the other hand its just like "whatever", ya know?

I think the thing about fashion - and fashion critics, is that it all depends on your mood. If it was a nice sunny day outside, and I wasn't still hungover from the 23 hour bender I had on the weekend, I would love this outfit. I would say something like; "No matter what Rebecca Romjin wears, she ...


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