100 Degrees in the Shade

Okay before we launch into a Friday afternoon, comedic tirade (most probably stemming from too much to drink that night and certain air of not giving a fuck a s a result of our prolonged hangover) we are going to first offer up a disclaimer by ways of making it clear we are not intending to ridicule anyone here. Hopefully that will prevent any Goths from shooting up a high school as a result of our post boycotting our site forever. To be fair, we’ve gone through my fair share of fashion idiocies, the worst being the rave trend of the early nineties (you will never, ever catch me wearing baby blue again). Still, we’re able to look back on that with humor and wit and poke fun at myself over the fact that the style we rocked or years is now one I would not be got dead in. All in all you can chalk it up to teenaged experimenting, and finding out who you are I suppose.

That being said, we practically lost it when we came across the site http://www.gothsinhotweather.com/. Don’t get us wrong, we’ve been known on many occasion dresses in head to toe black more often than not, even hottest days of summer), but in the end it’s not just the style but the impractical nature (paired with hilarious commentary and photos) of the goth look when it comes to warm weather.

Think about it. Melting off make up, the sweat accumulating underneath the PVC pants, sweaty hair being matted down to you hear underneath that fancy top hat.

Ew.