The Cowboy Hat Dilemma.

We hate Cowboy hats. There, we said it. We don’t mind than at all, say, oh, we don’t know, if you riding on a horse for instance. Or maybe, like, perhaps roping cattle or participating in a rodeo. If live, full-time- in a state, province, territory or country where live stock and guns out number human beings, fine, sure. We wish we could go back in time and find out where along the line or who for that matter made the ever so important decision that wearing a cowboy for stylistic purposes was a splendid idea and shoot him in the head kick him in the balls.

Cowboy hat’s have a purpose. Like to hear it? Hear it goes.

From Wiki:

The concept of a broad-brimmed hat with a high crown worn by a rider on horseback can be seen as far back as the Mongolian horsemen of the 13th century. ^[6] A tall crown provided insulation, the wide brim, shade. In hot, sunny climates, hats evolved to have wide brims, such as the sombrero of Mexico.

A cowboy hat, though it can be fashionable and serve as a fashion accessory like say, oh I dunno an umbrella, serves a purpose. But do you see us walking around with an umbrella when it isn’t raining?

No, you do not.

The most god awful thing  was when Madonna went through her rodeo phase a few years ago and then every idiot in the greater city limits started wearing. Men, women, small children. They were selling them in pink glitter-sequins and green snake skin (note: green snake skin does not go with ANY, we repeat ANY outfit) and walking down a city street at night to go to a bar was like walking to a rodeo.

We’re not sure where we were going with this, it’s about 100 degrees in our apartment and we can’t think anymore. Don’t even get us started on that jacket….