WTF Are You Wearing?

Okay before we launch into our rant, I guess in this poor girls defense we do have to say that she is working and this is technically a ‘uniform’. That being said, in all our employment travels we have worn many a uniform in our day. We served our time dutifully at a coffee and donut shop. We worked in the deli of our local grocer where our apron and visor were like our second skin. We even spent time as an office cleaner wearing something akin to hospital scrubs. But there are places where even we draw the line, and more often than not exploiting out sexuality tends to be one of them. That not to say he don’t enjoy dressing up or looking outrageous at times or sexy, because we do.

But seriously, when it’s a combined flight-attendant-fishnet-oompa-loompa-tan-green-eyelash we don’t know what you’re going for, then we have to stop for a second and ask, what exactly is it you are going for, because we have no clue and need it spelled out for us.

We do like the boots however.