Dapper DJ

Most of the time when walk into a club, the DJ guy, trying to look like a kid, dressed I a neon sweater with a hat tilted sideways that has all sorts of ugly shit drawn all over it and skinny pants that are hanging off his ass. It’s like they are caught in some sort of weird time machine where they want to be young forever and think because they are doing something that the kids are into, that means that they are kids too. We’ll news flash idiot, but I can stand still all I want like a tree but that’s not gonna make me a tree. You are what you are no amount of wishing, pretending or dressing otherwise is going to change that, so man the f#ck up and dress your age, like this handsome gentleman. If anything you will start getting girls your age, and that counts for for something, woudln't you say?