Guide to a Succesful Valentine's Date

Date Night: His & Hers Do's and Don'ts

HIS:

MANSCAPE

 

Sorry, guys... You may want your lady nice and trim, but you MUST be ready to provide the same service.

Break out the clippers, trim down your Amazon jungle, Manscape yourself and surprise your lady with a well-groomed body to end the night in tangles.

Manscape that Unibrow, trim down the beard. Clean-shave if that's your thing, but beards can be nice if they're well maintained.

Break out the cologne

 

Be careful though, you don't want to smell like a whore or Pepe-Le-Pue. But break out the nines; make her mouth water.

Dress Appropriately

 

Based on the date you've selected, make sure you are dressed appropriately, and that your date has a vague idea of how to dress as well. DO NOT TELL HER WHERE YOU ARE GOING!!!

DO NOT. I REPEAT. DO NOT TELL HER WHERE YOU ARE GOING.

 

GIVE HER CLUES, SURE, BUT DO NOT LITERALLY TELL HER WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

She may ask, she may want to control the evening - women usually do - but stay in control of the evening, and lead the way. A good date is like a tango. You lead, she agrees to follow.

If your lady is a strong lady, this may be the most challenging part of your date, but if you succeed, you're sure to sweep her off her feet.

AT THE END OF THE DATE: DO NOT JUST SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE TV AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES.

 

Unless you've failed miserably, DO NOT end your evening in front of the TV. DO NOT. The date shouldn't end until you're both passed out and sleeping in each other's arms or at opposite ends of the bed, sweaty and exhausted. If it's a summertime date, go for a long walk, get romantic or down and dirty in the bushes... who knows... BUT DO NOT INTERRUPT THE DATE WITH TV, GAMES OR BRINGING IN A 3RD WHEEL!!!

HERS

SHESCAPE

 

You probably do this regularly anyways, but try to do something special for your Valentine's date. A cute idea would be to carve whatever pubic hair you have left into an illicit invitation for your partner... Or remove all of it.

GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT

 

Don't start the date doubting your partner, give him the benefit of the doubt. Don't worry if the date is going nowhere, just enjoy being with him. If he's clearly out of ideas and has failed miserably at sorting a romantic / exciting date out, try to salvage it with a mystery back up plan. You're likely to relieve him and facilitate his mood if you're not scolding him for not hitting your fantasy date par.

DO NOT NAG

 

There's nothing more off-putting than a naggy date. Shut up. Get your mate to talk. Ask him about his fantasies. Get him to chat about his day. Get him enthralled in a discussion. JUST ENJOY YOURSELF.

WRAP YOUR PRESENTS

 

Lingerie. Buy something new... Something he's never seen before. Something that puts your best attributes to light. Let him have a glimpse before the date. Just enough for him to want to see more of it. Maybe just the color, maybe just a hint, but enough for it to haunt him all night long.

CATER TO HIS EGO

 

This goes without saying. Make sure you let your mate know you're having a great time, that this is a great date, that's he looks good. Be flirtatious, pour out your sex-appeal.

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