Tara Reid - Sushi Roll

Tara Reid has a reputation as the drunk girl that can't keep it together. When I think about Tara, in my head she is wearing one of those Oktoberfest outfits. You know ones with the skirts and the pigtails and stuff. She is also carrying a beer mug and singing Down By The Bay. I don't know why she is singing Down By The Bay, it defiantly doesn't fit with the rest of the vision I have of her.

Maybe it is just because, to me, Tara Reid is a small town girl with big city dreams. She is Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls, she is Britney Spears in Crossroads and she is Nick Cage in Leaving Las Vegas, except they are all rolled up in a lime green dress that looks like last nights sushi roll. I'm hungry.