Pink Tie Guy

There is nothing like a nicely tied tie that is meticulously color coordinated to both shirt and V-Neck sweater. I think what it comes down to is my complete inability to ever find a tie that matches what I am wearing and my confusion in trying to tie it.

The last time I wore a tie, I had to get the guy working at the bank to do it for me and the fluorescent green and blue stripped number wasn't really a hit at the funeral I was attending. Where was this guy when I needed him...