Old is the new Phat

For a 50-something year old with dump-trucks full of money, who runs his own clothing label, and has a fashion designer for a wife, Russel Simmons always winds up looking like a 15yr old boy who just got his first hand-job.

The only difference between my little brother and Russel Simmons is the number of zero's on his bank statement. And my brother dresses like a 15 yr old who listens to rock and roll, not hip hop. And, my brother isn't black. I guess the only thing that they really have in common is that they are both 15 and look like they are looking for love.